Freestyling: The Second

Ignorant debaters annoy me.

We all know them. Mention something they’re passionate about, and they just get angry (you can see on their face). Then they start screaming out random, incoherent points about the issue, whatever it was. Then they start to repeat their points. Usually, by this point, they began to lose all credibility and everyone in the room begins to ignore them. Then when you respond they take it as though they’re being attacked, and start criticizing you. Then everybody is ignoring them and you are trying to change the subject because it suddenly becomes very awkward.

Do you ever deal with people like this? I just give simple yes or no answers to these people. I do like to think about them, because they are very funny (unintentionally of course).

(Well, that was awkward, time to change the subject) The other day I was watching one of those “This was inspired by the possibility that this Creature could be real“. Stuff we know isn’t real, but they would like to think it is. Stuff like Bigfoot, Nessy or Global Warming. This show sunk the rest down even farther. It’s called Lost Tapes. Haha it gets bad actors and puts them in “Situations that could really happen”. I mean I was attacked by a Cracken once, but you don’t hear me complaining. I don’t know maybe there are things out there, but I really doubt it.

One thing that is out there and is making a comeback, Pirates. They aren’t cool pirates though. No, I thinking about getting a Gallion, and conquering the Spanish Main. Does anybody want in? I was just gonna go down to Tortuga and get a crew, but to my dismay they aren’t in to Romanticized Piracy any more. It’ll be fun. Maybe I’ll just get a Gallion and conquer the Mississippi river. I would control all imports and exports into New Orleans, Yes!!!
I will let you know what I plan on doing.

Well, this one is probably short, but I have to go.

If you contact me about joining my crew, I’m Captain Jack Swallow

-Evan

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