Things to do Before the Rapture

As you may have heard there is a guy who predicted the date of the rapture. Using a mathematical formulay he predicted it happening Sunday May 21, 2011. I should point out that he also predicted the rapture in 1994. And….well…we’re still here. So, assuming he must be correct this time here is my list of things to do by Saturday night.

Grow an Afro
Ride a grizzly bear
Get married
Have twins
Get in a bar fight with a horse
Eat panda
Start a moon colony
Invent swimming
Reach 10000 tweets
Grow webbed toes
Learn to breath fire
Punch Michael Bay in the throat
Leave this sentence unfinished,


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